I HOPE that wicked musical that I’m downloading is in english or else I’m gonna cut a bitch

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

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I speedpainted a mermaid yesterday.
also remember I have commissions open over here http://some-nights-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com/commissions so you can get one like this (or smth else) too

gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety

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Anonymous asked: "You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid."

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

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luwonderlands:

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Always reblog this

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ok but let’s be real im not a fan of fob at all (they’re good, but not really my thing), but today when “centuries” came on spotify I literally BEGGED my friend not to skip it

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(via ladymeep)

moutousic:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

love memes lol

(via ladymeep)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via thetopsoftreesareturningred)

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you