that one mutual who constantly reblogs and likes all your posts but never talked to you and you two kinda just
the irony in life: my parents didn’t give me the apartment they own, but the joke’s on them, bc I’m probably renting one in the same street.
tbh my favorite parts of this summer is walking 3 miles to the gas station to get submarine sandwiches for dinner
everything about these trips is perfect
-Chevi Garfinkel (via infinite-paradox)
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
I think this is my new favorite post
"Pansexuals are just bi with special snowflake syndrome"
"Asexuals just havent found the right person yet"
list of cute things
- also you
- hey look you
- and you
- wait wait wait
- you’re cute