my tablet has gona cray cray and google isn’t tellling me what to do about it


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craelovethetrill:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

shiiiit i feel the same way .


My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me

(Source: autumnalowl, via another-mewling-quim)


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otp-dilemma:

benjenstark:

doubleyootoo:

benjenstark:

i wanna make a fighting game with females of all body types and then maybe like three male characters but theyre super hunky and jacked and the only difference between them is their outfit and hair colour… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….

would the men be dressed really impractically?

bondage speedos and see through tops. only

perfect

(via teach-a-fish-how-to-man)


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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

hahaha lol 8 hours in school x 3 is 24 hours x 5 days a week is 120 hours of studying plus those 40 hours you spend at school each week, aaaaand it’s 160 hours of schoolwork! and the week has 24 x 7 = 168 hours! it means that you have to study every second of your life and get only 8/7 = 1.14 hours of sleep every day! perfect! yay!

(via patch-stump)


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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via swanproblems)


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dietcokeandbunnyears:

pink-martini:

aguamentis:

pottergood:

davyjonesing:

#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink



Somehow the starkid fandom find a way


phione:

if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

(Source: genocidersyo, via im-slipping-into-midnight)


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badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties


earthdad:

i think tumblr just needs a reminder of Kindergarten rules

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crashingthrutheclouds:

Reasons why the fun. fandom is awesome/bizarre, number 32: Being told to eat shit and die is actually a good thing.