my tablet has gona cray cray and google isn’t tellling me what to do about it
My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me
i wanna make a fighting game with females of all body types and then maybe like three male characters but theyre super hunky and jacked and the only difference between them is their outfit and hair colour… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
would the men be dressed really impractically?
bondage speedos and see through tops. only
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
hahaha lol 8 hours in school x 3 is 24 hours x 5 days a week is 120 hours of studying plus those 40 hours you spend at school each week, aaaaand it’s 160 hours of schoolwork! and the week has 24 x 7 = 168 hours! it means that you have to study every second of your life and get only 8/7 = 1.14 hours of sleep every day! perfect! yay!
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
i think tumblr just needs a reminder of Kindergarten rules